Cover art for a fictitious Criterion release of The Shining.Artist: Gary E. Irwin

Cover art for a fictitious Criterion release of The Shining.
Artist: Gary E. Irwin

Mix together The Big Lebowski and Altman‘s The Long Goodbye, turn it into a two-and-a-half hour PT Anderson epic and you’re getting close to the awesome experience of Inherent Vice. Even Joaquin Phoenix‘s performance has echoes of 70′s Elliot Gould with a touch of The Dude. But don’t get me wrong, this film is its own animal. A drug-fueled detective story filled with great psychedelic music and beautiful, grainy cinematography, it’s both hilarious and confounding at times. But Anderson does an incredible job of making the incredibly complex plot both comprehensible and entertaining. Even though he’s apparently said he’s still tinkering, it felt like a finished film and will definitely go down as one of my favorites of his.
- (x)(via beehivespirit)
#'wow there's no sex analogy--oh' - pissing myself. it's like a tic, he has to say penetrate 20 times in an interview or he'll implode


"The thing about cinema is—I’M A PORNOGRAPHER—everyone experiences it differently—PENETRATION—and some people love a movie that other people hate for the same reason—IT TAKES PLACE INSIDE A VAGINA."

- randomly generated Nicolas Winding Refn quote



"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"


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